Ho-Down

When two hot horny hoes starts fucking each other while dancing around and making out. Probably the hottest thing you'll ever see.

Horny Dude 1: Dude did you see Alison and Ilana doing the ho-down at the party last night?
Horny Dude 2: Totally man, it made me jack off so hard that my pants got soaked.
Horny Dude 1: Yeah I know, it made me want to do them so hard.

by the king of awesomeness May 9, 2009

Ho-Down

When two single women fight over the same married man.......

Ms. Monica Lewinski and Ms. Paula Jones, got into a Ho-down outside of the White House, while Bill smoked a cigar and tooted his trumpet....

by TwistedFister August 15, 2016

Mexican Ho-Down

This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.

Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.

by criminalbmx January 20, 2008

Louisiana Ho-Down

As a defensive move in the early 1960’s, multiple parishes in Louisiana passed ordinances to create a loop-hole to legitimize prostitution, providing that some measure of proof could be supplied that any acts were both mutual and reciprocated. The loop-hole rested on the common practice of Cajuns to leverage their affection for the taste of Hooker Pussy as a means to avoid cash tips for prostitutes. However, not all Cajun men would honor this “swamp brother” courtesy due to cheapness or out of sibling rivalry. As a result, hosts for prostitution parties would commonly serve Shrimp with their Hookers as a means to both mask the breath of their patrons as well as provide fiduciary evidence that a patron “may” have reciprocated, thus legitimizing any act or exchange. As a result, parties where Hookers and Shrimp are presented are commonly referred to as a Louisiana Ho-Down.

Boudreaux: “What say you tell that peace offer that makes him let you go after your brother’s Louisiana Ho-Down?”

Thibodeaux: “I say ‘my sisters a damn lier!!! Smell my breath’, he did and I’s gone frog jiggin.”

Cookiedeaux: “You call me a lier one more time and you’re gonna find your nads redder than a crawfish up a racoon’s ass !!”

by Brother Duke January 11, 2009

New York Hoagie Ho-down

Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.

"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."

by gannucard September 1, 2018

G's up, Ho's down

This comes from the streets, man! Often referred to in rap songs. It indicates the need to have the gangsters "up" or on top of things, and keep the Ho's (bitches) down. Thought to have originated from pimps who would say it to indicate their whores were on their backs making the money for the pimps. Often said when greeting a fellow G, or upon entering a room or party. Meant to re-assure

G1: Greetings. G's up, ho's down.
G2: Fo' shizzle, ma' nizzle. Word.

by Gacis June 2, 2004

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