hirtue

verb / direct object combination. slang.

used in combination with a slang, present continuous verb phrase, such as "gonna", to threaten physical violence against a party in the second person.

I'm gonna hirtue.

by imshane March 30, 2009

Hirthoos

A hirthoos

I am Hirthoos

by "GREAT" June 28, 2018

hirthurbividy

A CD that's been forked on.

I'm not buying that hirthurbividy ! It looks like it's used, or something !

by J-Bob March 19, 2004

Hirthburger

One who gets no buns

Person A: Look it’s Hirthburger!
Person B: What do you think he’s doing?
Person A: Not sure, but definetly not getting any buns.

by stategolf June 23, 2018

Hirtler

The Holy guardian of the Rhine. An Adonis with luscious dark spirals for hair, and a physique of divinity.

Holy shit it’s Hirtler

by HornyBoyhmu666 March 30, 2020

Hirtasicticalyinm

A disease where ur fucking dumb

David has hirtasicticalyinm

by Chapusta zaddy November 12, 2020

Hirting

When your sibling rejects your hair color coloring.

Hirting my feelings 24-7. Wow i'm hirting.

by hairtyes June 5, 2021