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Hipsternik

As hipster emulates many fads and trends of the past, trying to make them their own, a hipsternik takes this cycle to yet another level by trying to emulate a hipster. However they do not participate in communal hipster activities and lack the intellectual awareness.

They have the physical appearance of a Hipster, without the social, political and idealogical mores.

Essentially, a Hipsternik is to Hipster what a Beatnik is to Beat.
Instead of participating the important hipster pastime of rummaging through crates at thrift stores, hipsterniks take the fast train and buy vintage-esque clothing from popular clothing chains like Urban Outfitters, Forever 21 and Pacsun.
by Flemniks September 3, 2012
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Hipsterism

The belief that the world revolves around you and your elite group of friends.

The followers are known as "Hipsters".
Hipsterism Believer 1: "Who's that kid?"

Hipsterism Believer 2: "No one worth talking about."

Hipsterism Believer 1: "Did you hear that new MGMT song?"
by Anonisamust April 5, 2009
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Hipsterjism

The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.
A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012
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Hipsterism

A chronic imbalance in Noradrenaline hormones in the endocrine system, which results in mental retardation and lack of intelligence in the brain.

see also: Down Syndrome, Christianity
"I suffered from Hipsterism before anyone else"
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Hipstervision

A term for the type of either lensless or non-corrective glasses commonly worn by members of the 'hipster' subculture. They are worn 'ironically' because of the wearer's lack of eyesight problems.
I saw Nick got some new glasses the other day. Since when does he need glasses?

Oh no man, they're just Hipstervision to go with his new poncho and beard...

Fucking hipsters.
by djake93 December 20, 2010
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hipsterism

Hipsterism the religious belief in of Xansabar Esposito the third who created the world by spilling his Lotte .
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hipsterisque

Noun: A portmanteau combining "Hipster" and "Risque".
1. A whorish hipsters
2. Hipster erotica.
Examples of "Hipsterisque"
1.a "I wear this tight hoodie to accentuate my cleavage"
1.b "I wear this tight pants so the ladies know how small my penis is!"
2.a "I removed her pink fishnets as we listened to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah"
2.b "Twelve PBRs later, we were on his couch undressing."
Usage examples:
1. "I was going to go to the show, but there were too many hipsterisques."
2. "Sometimes, it's nice to just drink a PBR, unwind, and read some hipsterisque when you're alone."
by Peggah December 9, 2008
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