hippocrocapig 

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.

My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.

hippocrocapig by Caffy July 28, 2008

hipocrocapig 

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel

I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig

hipocrocapig by Gaz September 3, 2003

Hippacrocapig 

A munter who is so minging that she makes a bushpig look attractive. Usually is very smelly, with wild unkempt hair and toejam.

A cross between a hippo, crocodile and a pig.

Bob: Look at that old trout, she is such a Hippacrocapig, they wouldn't even let her into the circus. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

George: Ah, but she has a kind face.

Bob: Yeah, the kind that's been hit with a shovel!

Hippacrocapig by Stavica June 8, 2004

Hippacrocapig 

Cross polination of an extremely ugly person. Coming from hippopotamus crocodile and pig being three of the most ugly animals around

Mo Mowlem or Syd James

Hippacrocapig by Rupe Sutton August 25, 2004

hippocrocopigs 

Hippocrocpigs means anybody male/female thats ugly, wrong, minging.... Chris Moyles on Radio one uses it a lot

I'm not going to that club again as its full of HIPPOCROCOPIGS

hippocrocopigs by Chris Armitage September 26, 2006

hippacrocapighorse 

Very similar to the famous Hippacrocapig... Hideously fat, face like a car crash etc! But with the added bonus of having teeth like a broken Piano!

Hippacrocapighorse includes woman on the Jeramy Kyle show and anybody who you think looks like they should be on it...

hippacrocapighorse by Jack Bouer February 21, 2014

hippocrocapigamus 

A girl who resembles a hippo, a crocodile and a pig.

Your mum is a hippocrocapigamus

hippocrocapigamus by Michelle December 12, 2003