happen

/ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn
–verb (used without object)

to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.

Casually:
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."

In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"

by Brahmastra October 19, 2009

Shits gonna happen

When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.

Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen

by rubey rube October 22, 2009

pics or it didn't happen

A phrase used primarily on online forums stating that the person refuses to believe the thread creator's claim unless it is shown by a photograph for proof.

I got 73 kills in a single game on Call of Duty 4 and it wasn't even on Shipment.

Reply: Pics or it didn't happen.

by Nicholas Weiner May 11, 2008

What happen?

What you say when the bomb has been set up to you by someone. Usually follwed by "We get signal" and a turning on of the main screen.

"What happen"
"Somebody set us up the bomb"
"We get signal"

by Lord Nym September 8, 2003

hipper

a slam, usually from skateboarding, directly on the hip. the hip will then swell and become inflated with a water-like substance, leading it to feel like a balloon. extremely painful and often debilitating for a few days. hippers take a notoriously long time to heal and often lie dormant, waiting for the next slight unexpected tap to flare up.

treatment: rest, TV, THC

"i went for a backside 50 in the deep end and fell from the coping to the flat. now my hipper's back and my sesh is done today."

by Dr3wfromJ3rsey July 22, 2010

Hipped

The state of knowing what something means before you're even given this information.

Man 1: Aye did you know Becky slept with the English teacher.

Man 2: I'm already hipped.

by Mackdaddy21 March 15, 2017

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008