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hyperthyroidism

a condition of the thyroid when it swells and does not act properly, typically you will act very skitsophrenic and yell for random reasons, also your eyes might turn red and swell until they pop out of your head and dangle by threads
I once knew this girl who had hyperthyroidism.
by kaleidescope November 17, 2007
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hypertasking

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.
example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.
by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 30, 2006
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Hyperterminal

Dude that captcha asked me to verify whether I'm Hyperterminal or not.
by aromaticcheesyballs April 8, 2021
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hypertension

noun
1. a common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high (a reading of 140/90 mm Hg or greater)
2. When the blood flows through the vessels at a greater than normal force. High blood pressure strains the heart; harms the arteries; and increases the risk of heart attack, stroke, and kidney problems.
John suffered from hypertension.
by valoem December 9, 2004
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Hypertired

When a person is so tired, they become hyper.
Shit, did you see Johnny the other night? He was so hypertired, he did a backflip over a truck, then fell asleep on the pavement!
by donkeypunch99 May 1, 2009
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hypertext

1) A text sent very quickly or to numerous people or both

(er)

(2) Someone who is extremely enthusiastic about texting and they text a minimum of 5 people at all times

(3) Someone who texts with extreme speed and has become a certified hypertexter.
1) Billy just hypertexted me in literally 3 seconds after i sent my text.

2) Golly gee Gerry, you sure text a lot of people! You must be a straight up hypertexter.

3)Mercy me Mary! You certainly text quickly! Are you a certified hypertexter?
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hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock
1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery
by Paul January 9, 2005
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