Hertel

An individual who does not have any sense of pride or self-respect. They are easily influenced by those around them and rarely stand their ground. They can also be described as “clingy simps.” Their opinion carries no value whatsoever. This person does not wear the pants in the relationship; lacks dominant/masculine traits, i.e. a cuck. He also lacks integrity or any type of honor.

That nigga andrew is just a hertel bro

by 201jc July 27, 2023

Hertfordshire Brown

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!

"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"

by HertsGal May 2, 2009

Hertfordshire

The best place in England which isn't London.

"Dude, let's go to Hertfordshire"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

hertha

Goddess of earth. Very motherly and a joy to be around

Hertha is always looking out for you

by Storm33 April 7, 2014

Hertford

A peaceful town in the UK, despite having an alcohol problem, and lots of places which under 18's can get served.

Guy 1: Ah mate I wanna get pissed this weekend.
Guy 2: Yeah but we are only 16!
Guy 3: Lets go to Hertford. We can get stuff there!

by guesswhoiam123456 April 19, 2011

Hertford food and wine

If your looking to get pissed but underage. Hop on your local train down to Hertford and I can promise you, you will get served. If your a girl, the trick is to lean over the till so they can see your cleavage but on the other hand if your a boy your gonna need to look the bollocks as they priorities the girls tits over the bullshit story you’ll say. Make sure you’ve got the buzz cut followed up by a bulky silver chain.

How to get served at Hertford food and wine

Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff

Shop owner: I need to see id

Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today

by Pcnash April 22, 2019

C on her T

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"

by Ensee87 February 21, 2011