A peaceful town in the UK, despite having an alcohol problem, and lots of places which under 18's can get served.
Guy 1: Ah mate I wanna get pissed this weekend.
Guy 2: Yeah but we are only 16!
Guy 3: Lets go to Hertford. We can get stuff there!
Guy 2: Yeah but we are only 16!
Guy 3: Lets go to Hertford. We can get stuff there!
by guesswhoiam123456 April 1, 2011
If your looking to get pissed but underage. Hop on your local train down to Hertford and I can promise you, you will get served. If your a girl, the trick is to lean over the till so they can see your cleavage but on the other hand if your a boy your gonna need to look the bollocks as they priorities the girls tits over the bullshit story you’ll say. Make sure you’ve got the buzz cut followed up by a bulky silver chain.
How to get served at Hertford food and wine
Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff
Shop owner: I need to see id
Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today
Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff
Shop owner: I need to see id
Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today
by Pcnash April 22, 2019