Hertford 

A peaceful town in the UK, despite having an alcohol problem, and lots of places which under 18's can get served.

Guy 1: Ah mate I wanna get pissed this weekend.
Guy 2: Yeah but we are only 16!
Guy 3: Lets go to Hertford. We can get stuff there!

Hertford by guesswhoiam123456 April 19, 2011

Hertford food and wine

If your looking to get pissed but underage. Hop on your local train down to Hertford and I can promise you, you will get served. If your a girl, the trick is to lean over the till so they can see your cleavage but on the other hand if your a boy your gonna need to look the bollocks as they priorities the girls tits over the bullshit story you’ll say. Make sure you’ve got the buzz cut followed up by a bulky silver chain.

How to get served at Hertford food and wine

Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff

Shop owner: I need to see id

Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today

Hertford food and wine by Pcnash April 22, 2019

Hartford Steam Boiler

noun. - The act of taking a dump in someone else's shower.

Phil: I hate that kid Nate.

Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.

Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.

Hartford Steam Boiler by Dann Gleeballs September 24, 2009

Hartford Back Alley 

When one accidentally licks a girls armpit that has deodorant applied, thus drying out their mouth.

I was sucking down Whitney's neck and titties, when I accidental licked that pit and got that Hartford Back Alley hittah. Gang Gang.

Hartford Back Alley by Salty EnYaMouthSon June 28, 2018

Hereford Special  

The Hereford Special is the sexual act of forcing a sizeable amount of uncooked ground beef into a woman's vagina, engaging in vaginal intercourse, and then striking her stomach with your fist, foot, or head, causing the aforementioned beef to jettison out of the vaginal cavity. (This particular act is best performed on a woman who is lactating.)
-Vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat substitute.

Also referred to as the "Meat Skeet."

"Who wants to ride the Hereford Special ?"

Guy 1: "Dude, I just gave this chick the Hereford Special!"
Guy 2: "Don't talk to me ever again."

Hereford Special by McNerney March 19, 2008

West Hartford 

An eclectic town within Greater Hartford lined with million dollar mansions in the Mountain Road area and more marginal housing in the Elmwood area.

Good public and private schooling, many kids graduate and become lawyers and doctors while many others opt for more non-traditional artistic careers.

West Hartford center has excellent dining and nightlife options, though people who prefer dive bars or seedy night clubs may find themselves disappointed.

I'VE LIVED IN GREENWICH, and I can honestly say that West Hartford is a better place to live. First of all, most people who live in Greenwich, or anywhere in Fairfield county, pay upwards of 500K for a house that looks like an old shanty w/ a tiny yard. That doesn't stop those people from feeling like they are amongst the upper crust of society...inherited money can have that affect on some people, I suppose. Also, unlike Greenwich, there is a lot of diversity in West Hartford, it's not just white kids w/ large adam's apples, lobster embroidered shorts, and a displaced sense of entitlement.

Overall, it's a town similar to most places, there are good and bad people, it just comes down to what you make of it. People who find themselves on the receiving end of social rejections will define the townspeople negatively, so take it with a grain of salt.

WEST HARTFORD RESIDENT: Why were you bragging about living in Fairfield County when your house looks like a dumpster with windows?

FAIRFIELD COUNTY RESIDENT: I don't know, brosky, my family inherited money so we feel classy.

West Hartford by big mike carcetti February 28, 2013

Hartford 

Capital city of Connecticut. Abandoned after 5pm when all the insurance company workers take their daily white flight back to Farmington, Glastonbury, and Avon, where they are far less likely to get shot or carjacked. Hartford is a city so sad that it lost its one professional sports team when Whalers hockey left. A city so sad that *I* had to be the first one to define it. If it wasn't for the Wadsworth Atheneum or the insurance companies it wouldn't be on the map.

Me and my UConn friends go to Hartford on Saturday night to bar hop. Make sure you avoid the north end unless you want to get jumped.

Hartford by Sauda April 21, 2006