hert

1. Hurt or pain caused by a certain "her"

Man, she really hert me when she led me on.

by void169 May 10, 2004

hert

when you or someone else says something very stupid or sarcastic. also a good way of getting someones attention by shouting HEEEEEEEERT!

your not fat, HEEEEEEEEERT!
yeah i love you too, HEEEEEEEERT!
yeah your parents are so kool, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT!

by ben benerson May 10, 2005

herted

To be hurt

I been herted

by Fazburger March 1, 2018

herted

To be hurt

I been herted by someone

by Fazburger March 1, 2018

Hert

Something or someone that is funny, ridiculous, and stupid.

Oh my god, why'd you do that voice that was hella hert!

by bimbylee April 26, 2019

herts donut

familierized by family guy a punch to the face

peter:"wanna herts donut"boy:"sure"PUNCH!!!!!
peter:herts donut

by Dorian barcelo December 17, 2008

Herting

When you pop a blood vessel in your rectum, very common.

Person1: Yo, dude, why're you taking so long??!

Person2: Sorry, bro, I'm herting right now.

Person1: Oh.. Okay bro.

by coocfuzzlover32 December 13, 2023