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when you or someone else says something very stupid or sarcastic. also a good way of getting someones attention by shouting HEEEEEEEERT!
your not fat, HEEEEEEEEERT!
yeah i love you too, HEEEEEEEERT!
yeah your parents are so kool, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT!
hert by ben benerson May 10, 2005
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Something or someone that is funny, ridiculous, and stupid.
Oh my god, why'd you do that voice that was hella hert!
Hert by bimbylee April 26, 2019
The guy who shall not show any emotions. Also known as "The man of the Guardian Spirits".
Oh no, it's Hert, the man of the Guardian Spirits! Beware!
Hert by Durek Snickle November 29, 2021

Don Hertzfeldt 

Don Hertzfeldt is an amazing animator. His films usually contain cynical, random, off beat jokes. He is well known for his animation, "Rejected". He also teamed up with Mike Judge and created "The Animation Show". Along with those two, he's created a few others such as "Lilly and Jim", "Genre", and "Billys Balloon". Don is one awesome animator.
"Don Hertzfeldt is the funniest man ever!"

"I love Don Hertzfeldt's animations. he makes me laugh!"
Don Hertzfeldt by sarah jean November 15, 2005

Hertzfeld 

A HUGE ass family that dwells in the depths of Ohio and Wisconsin. They breed like rats and OWN AWHS. They have a distinctive look and are know for being the sexiest people on earth. Everybody loves a good farm boy. Don't fuck with them!
I love a good farmer, just like a Hertzfeld
Hertzfeld by THE Hertzfeld January 15, 2011

Dick Hertz 

I swear, I don't know this guy!
If anyone knows, can someone tell me who's Dick Hertz???
Dick Hertz by I. M. Pseudonym May 28, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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