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Herpatitus

A form of herpes/hepatitis which can be contracted by a)stepping on broken glass and b)partaking in sexual encounters with minors. Symptoms include mucus-laden coughing, body aches, disorientation. Warning: don't play frisbee around broken bottles.
Broken glass is ouch
Watch what you do with your feet
Herpatitus, Nooooo!
by micdizzle June 22, 2008
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herpatitus

inflammation of the herpes contracted by staying at a Ramada Inn in Anahiem. It is when your herpes get hepatitis. Commonly associated with elephantitus.
I got herpatitus from that bed!
by racheln July 24, 2007
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Genital Herpititus Aids

The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.
Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.
by Boyfriendizeree September 1, 2014
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herpatitis

Dan went to Carla's last night and came back with herpatitis. Must've been good.
by JonDub December 1, 2007
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herpatitisrhea

It is a fatal form of herpes, hepatitus, and gonorrhea that cum dumpster bitches carry and spread to poor bastards who think they are getting lucky. After contact with herpatitisrhea it will most likely burn when you pee, you will feel abdominal pain, everything will itch especially your balls, you might obtain some scabs, and your penis will probably fall off. Yep and that's what you get for fucking nasty bitches. Sketchikan is the most populated by herpatitisrhea.
"I think that girl from Sketchikan gave me herpatitisrhea cause I almost scratched my balls off and I have scabs. I'm scared."
by mm...hmm August 23, 2011
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Herpetitties

1) A combination of herpes and hepatitis, most commonly seen in women who, while inebriated, perform a number of sexual acts.

2) A hot woman, usually large-breasted, who most definitely has an std

3) An expletive to shout when fuck is inappropriate; most suitable around pseudo-intellectual crowds who like to think they're smarter than you.
1) Susan: "Hey Karen, you know how you are when you're drunk...you don't want another outbreak of herpetitties!"

2) Mike: "Hey dude, she's hot!"
Ted: "Yeah, but I've seen her hook up with like 4 guys in one night."
Mike: "Oh wow...she's definitely got herpetitties."

3) Dude who just spilled champagne on his pants: "Herpetitties!"
Woman: "Darling, what did that young man just yell?"
Man: "I'm not sure sweetheart, but it sounds like he has some kind of virus that damages the liver and produces sores on the genitalia."
Woman: "I see."
by bobthevainglorious March 25, 2009
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herpititus

a std that originalted in Holly Jhonson (AKA Skelitor) now responseble for the death of 7000000000 men and 330000 women
he shit out his guts couse of Skelitors death qwiff
by Bongmaster420 October 3, 2003
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