herp

a bizzare laugh derived from the sounds of fat albert.

see also hay hay hay

"Herp, herp, herp!"
"WTF!?!??!"
"I'm laughing at you! Herp, herp, herp!"

herp by Arthur November 16, 2003

Herp

Russian for Nigger

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?

Herp by The Guru Turtle April 14, 2011

Herp

(hûrp)
n.
1. A moist burp.
2. A burp containing liquid or solid matter.
v.

hurped, hurp·ing, hurps

"That bloke just herped into his mouth.. Look! He's swallowing it!"; "He just herped onto her shoulder. She's gonna be mad!".

Herp by nutte March 8, 2013

herp

Herpes

One with Herp - has herpes

Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.

That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch

herp by Deanios December 25, 2007

herp

1 - used as a function word to express assent or agreement : YES 2 - an expression or gesture of greeting : HELLO 3 - used at the end of a statement to signify the statements end Antonym : NERP

Person 1: Are we going out tonight?
Person 2: Herp!

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: Herp!

Lets go out to dinner herp.

herp by J-Rock November 5, 2004

herp

A cross between a hiccup and a burp.

After Kelly D. takes a big swig of cold Diet Coke, she often does a herp.

herp by lisel May 24, 2004

herp

A very ugly girl. A messed up situation or scenario.

Dude, that girl is fucking herp!

herp by Stubs December 12, 2004