Hermione Granger

The Brightest Witch of her age.

''My friend Hermione Granger is a muggle born, and she's the best in out year.''

by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011

Hermione Granger

The strong, feminist lead in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. Although sometimes seen as bookish, nagging or standoffish, she is also startlingly intelligent, instinctively brave and loyal and also the focus of much of the humour in Rowling’s later installments. The young Miss Granger does suffer for her intelligence, being labelled an “insufferable know-it-all” by her own teacher (evil Snape *hiss*)...

all credit to Wendy Boswell's ''Why We Like Hermione Granger: An Essay''

(Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library)
Hermione Granger: (snaps her fingers) Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
(Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper)
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

by riotgirl678 November 30, 2009

hermononeucleosis

a word popularized by Joey Ritcher, who plays Ron Weasley in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. this perticular line was said in act 1, part 11, of A Very Potter Sequel, as seen on YouTube.

Darren Criss Harry -umm, HERMAINY? HERMAN?
*random gibberish that i couldn't figure out*
Joey Ritcher Ron -HERMANABANANA? HERM-OINGO-BOINGO-OINGO-BOINGO
Darren Criss Harry -HERMANO?
Joey Ritcher RonHERMONONEUCLEOSIS?
*"Harry and Ron" see "Hermione Bonnie*
All -AHHHHH
Darren Criss Harry -Its just Herman!
Joey Ritcher Ron - HERMAN! YOUR THE MONSTER?!

by MikaelaShiree January 23, 2011

Hermionephobia

Fear of being killed or worse expelled.

I'm getting hermionephobia being out her so late.

by Hazel levesque August 20, 2020

hermonie

Smart in school. Hard working person. Beautiful in style. Should go out with her. Not bitch ass like yall

You could be like hermonie but you decide not to.

by Savage Kodaks April 27, 2017

hermionerection

the erection one gets when watching the Harry Potter movies, specifically upon seeing Emma Watson's character

Well, I plan on holding of my hermionerection until part 2 comes out and i can double feature that shit

by DeBroglieSucks November 25, 2010

hermionephobia

The fear of failing a test or quiz, no matter how hard or easy it may be.

I’ve got hermionephobia for my exam tomorrow.

by TrevyTrev101 April 23, 2018