Alan Hensley'd

To become irate at a mere suggestion that does not match someone though process. Marked by sarcastic questioning, referencing to business models, lots of talk about how much sense that makes etc. Also shown by playing ping pong with complete strangers and being comfortable enough to take off your shirt while drinking heavily and making other party so uncomfortable they immediately stop all alcohol consumption

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

by Matt the Vag Pounder July 14, 2011

Hensley

Sexy with an angle-like face and amazing body. She is a greater kisser and loves athletic boys

I want some of Hensley

by Glitterkitty November 6, 2014

Hensleying

the act of trollops.

She was so tired, she started hensleying.

by thatonethumbsucker January 20, 2009

heasley

Very good looking aswell as being one who has much swag

He's definitely a Heasley

by penny gold October 13, 2014

Hensley

someone who is oversexed or "dicked-out"

"Man! I'm Hensley! I ain't even gonna lie!"

by His Big Momma P August 16, 2009

Hemsey

Gawwwd dammmnn. Hemseyyy.

Kid:Pick me up I'm downnn
Hemsey: I'm dying
Kid: Gawd damn. Hemsey

by Hemsey April 4, 2019

Hensley

The act of farting while exiting a vehicle when people are still in the car and quickly shutting the door as to smother them with your noxious gas.

Dude! My dad totally Hensley'd us when he got out of the car to pump gas!

by GasmasterHensley October 28, 2019