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Homoshreksual

A Homosreksual someone who is attracted to ogres such as Shrek
Ryan: Hey dude i really wanna fuck shrek

Mason: What the fuck is wrong with you, you Homoshreksual
by Hatmanpersondude February 15, 2022
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Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.
I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.
by icyhot123 January 10, 2009
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Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.
I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.
by Jakenastics March 11, 2009
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hemisphere

v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty boobjob
Patricia, darling, I will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. Prepare yourself.
by Memetan August 18, 2006
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hemoshefean

(he-moe- she- fe-in) a person that is hard to tell if they are male or female
damn did you see that hemoshefean walking down the road
by snake 442 September 3, 2010
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homosheep

I seen a homosheep yesterday it was humping a another man sheep
by ivegotascabbypenis February 17, 2018
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