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Helmaning

Making use of every possible opportunity to make the life of a 'Helman' as pleasant as possible.
"I'm bored. What shall we do?"
"Lets go a'Helmaning'"
by Honj et Vonj March 28, 2005
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hermiting

to conciously decide to dwell alone for long periods of time.
Aaron got bored so he started hermiting again.
by Pyro November 21, 2002
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Heldering Syndrome

The Heldering Syndrome is a term used to describe psychological phenomenon wherein a good idea for a new word on urbandictionary.com is taken hostage by others and the once positive feelings from acceptance into urbandictionary.com are turned into dismay, shame, shock and the need to apologize for ever thinking that defining the word was funny.

The following are viewed as the conditions for Heldering syndrome to occur.

* When seeing defined word on twitter makes you cringe

* When seeing or hearing reference to the defined word, or a word that is similar to the defined word immediately feeling as if you must issue a mass apology.
S: Did you see all of the heldering going on? What the heldering?

T: (sound of head hitting desk)

S: I knew it. Eventually she'd get Heldering Syndrome. Uh, can somebody send held- i mean help?
by TC_1 September 8, 2010
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Hermting

Hermting is a way of describing a really sexy girl and a sort of take on the way you cough to get attention by going 'ahem'. So basically saying you would like to get her attention.
"That girl is a HERMTING, get me"
by 8nGirliiiees<3 March 25, 2009
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Helming

The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.
Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.
by guilty_spork December 5, 2004
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Helming

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.
Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.
by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010
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hermeting

Hermiting means the act of being a hermet crab staying in its shell but a human staying inside their house and not socializing with anyone.
Staying in his house hermeting
by hermeting - hermet June 13, 2015
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