Heioingi

The phrase Jormungandr says while he forcefully shoves a brick sized hammer five inches into your fucking torso completely fracturing your fucking ribcage which depletes all your stamina and leaves you completely exposed to a viking crackhead.

Warden: Im on full stamina time to attack.
Jormungandr: HEIOINGI
Warden: Where the fuck did it all go.

by ShlongusWongus August 28, 2020

Heissing

Heissing is the act of putting your asshole directly up to your partners and pooping back and forth. In order for this to work successfully a firm log is required.

Duuuude, my roomate and his girlfriend were Heissing last night. The whole house smeels now and he had to borrow a spare set of my sheets.

by Noletriot March 31, 2011

van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters

"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"

by clint February 23, 2005

Sieg Heiling

A euphemism for consuming any media of high quality, used by black metal fans. 'Sieg Heiling' ALWAYS appears with the progressive aspect.

"At the moment, I'm Sieg Heiling 'Introduction to Graph Theory' by Richard Trudeau. His explanation of the Euler characteristic is very lucid."

"I was Sieg Heiling 'Memoria Vetusta I: Fathers of the Icy Age' the other day. It's truly a classic of the genre."

by 1338 h4x0r April 8, 2008

Hoisington

To condemn as a failure; used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.

A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!

by wsjball November 4, 2009

Hoisington

Hoisington, home of the Cardinals, otherwise known as Ho-town, is where most teenage boys from the Great Bend area go if they want a garuantee to get laid. The town is known for its enormous array of sluts who will blow any guy who comes wandering into the city limits. Girls there are also quite dramatic and try to cause as much drama as humanly possible. Furthermore, you are likely to catch an STD, so please do not choose Hoisington unless it is a last resort.

"Dude I needa get laid"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"

by Hotkoolaid10 July 13, 2011

Heisting

The act of committing a heist

"You guys ready for the heist?"
"Yeah man, we be heisting tonight!"

by Wonder-Gaye November 25, 2019