Heinerschite

To destroy one's own career in a profound or dramatic manner.

Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.

by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023

Heiferslump

Heifer = a young cow, especially one that has never had a calf
Slump = a drooping or hunched posture

Heiferslump = a large overweight lady slumped in her chair or more commonly on a bench in a food court eating takeaway.

by Chenn-Dogg December 1, 2009

Heiness

A title given to, or used in addressing, a person of royal rank who is utterly odious}, wicked, or evil.
Typically used by salty, illiterate plebes to refer to their intellectual superiors when their grammar or spelling is corrected.

Derived from highness and heinous.

"You can couch surf at my place, unless you're planning on staying in swishy hotel for princesses."

"Ahh, was there ever a question?"
"Of course not, my royal heiness".

"Highness? Heinous? "
"Heiness...fucking, spelling nazi. Enjoy your hotel. 😡 "

by spacebanana July 27, 2019

Henners

Surreptitiously wiping one's clammy vagina fingers on bed sheets behind a girls back whilst getting with her.

I cleaned my fingers by doing a henners.

by Broseph Gloebbels April 29, 2010

Henners

An absolute smexc swag lord, gets loads of girls and has a net worth of £69B (just like Aydee and rizzlemanizzle). He plays football and is the best player on the pitch. Has an insane Honda Civic and Lamborghini hurricane.

There’s a Honda Civic. Is it henners

by Anne franks grandson October 20, 2020

Heinershied

When a corporation engages in “WOKE” capitalism for a small minority and gets massive blow back from the majority.

When Target made some woke marketing decisions, they got Heinershied.

by Titus Moody May 24, 2023

Heifersita

That woman is a heifersita a over weight female

Wow did you just see that heifersita

by Kirkeygirl September 8, 2019