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a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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hedgehog's dilemma

The phrase hedgehog's dilemma refers to the notion that:

(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.

This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.
Porcupines are a better example of the hedgehog's dilemma due to their commonly known dangerously sharp spines. As you can imagine, getting too close to them will provoke them and might force a few spines in you in self defense.
by amachi February 16, 2008
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Chase Hedges

Mixed Martial Arts fighter. 120 pound badass of steel. Will knock out anyone 150 and under.
"You ever heard of that badass Chase Hedges, man, he's naturally tough. I wish I could be a Chase Hedges."
by wucca October 17, 2008
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sebastian hedge

Sebastian Hedge is an experimental musician who people know as a singer and producer in the band Self Insert. He is also known for his drumming and crazy compositions.
Example: Have you heard the new Self Insert song? Sebastian Hedge goes off

Example 2: Have you heard Sebastian Hedge's crazy ass drumming?
by mpsychophant October 9, 2021
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Dill headed Winkertoss

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.
"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss
by snrod June 20, 2011
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Sanic da Hegehog

Sanic is a poorly made version of a cartoon character sonic the hedgehog. sanic is a widely known meme on the internet. the memes feature other misspelled weird characters. Sanic is a deliberate misspelling.
Sanic Runs Fast.
The Legend of Sanic: Ocarina of Fast
Sanic da Hegehog is having fun hanging out with his friend: Knackles.
by Vanchezo February 24, 2015
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Sonic The Hedgehog

A fast, hyperactive blue hedgehog. He is impatient and has a few rivals. His favorite food is the Chili Dog. If he has 50 rings and all 7 chaos emeralds, he turns into the Unstoppable Super Sonic. If he has all 7 SUPER emeralds, he turns into the even more Unstoppable Hyper Sonic.
Tom played Sonic The Hedgehog on the Sega Genesis.
by TheBlueHedgehog October 26, 2015
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