Heffalumps

(n., pl.) Sneaky little buggers that steal common household objects and then relocate them, usually somehwere in or under the couch.

"Where IS that remote? Damn Heffalumps..."

by popsiclesshouldbethenewblack<3 October 20, 2011

Heffalump

Someone who is cute and rather innocent. A little air-headed. Can be used to describe someone who is being silly or naive.

No you can not have ice cream as dinner you heffalump.

by Thosewhowanderarentlost October 18, 2017

heffalump

loser, retard, slow person used when someone does a retarded action.

you is hella dumb fa dat you heffalump.

by yummy212 June 12, 2007

snarling heffalump

A angry creature that is found in the anus of adult human males. The snarling heffalump was first discovered when doctors probed dreamy bulls ass. The snarling heffalump is a fuzzy creature with a huge cock and big balls.

I was diagnosed with snarling heffalumps.

by THEREALPETER735 May 3, 2023