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Headpwns

The absolute best of headphone technology. Most owners of TRUE headpwns scoff at those that wear Bose headphones. Many headpwn owners spend a great deal of their life on www.head-fi.org, chatting it up with other fellow headpwn owners and collectively scoffing at Bose.

TRUE headpwn brands include:

- Sennheiser
- AKG
- Beyerdynamic
- Ultrasone
- Audio Technica
- Grado
Headpwn wannabe - 'Sup guys, check out my Bose headpwns

True audiophile - Bose? HAHAHA! Quite funny my friend!

Headpwn wannabe - But Bose is the best!

True audiophile - Take a listen to my Sennheiser HD800.

Headpwn wannabe - OH MY GOD..... *head explodes*
by Bile2 February 28, 2010
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Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.
Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!
by --- March 6, 2005
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Handpantsa

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)
David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela
by tossibean November 26, 2013
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Headlands School

A place where rapists/sexual offenders/teachers gather.
Man 1 : Did you go to Headlands school?

Man 2 : Yes

Man 1: Did you get raped?

Man 2 : Yeah.
by Blottie April 12, 2011
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Head Pants Now

One of the top 5 best lines ever spoken by Mike Myers in a scottish accent.
Head Pants Now! It's like an orange on a toothpick!
by Melkor99 March 30, 2009
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Haopantshianity

A parody religion, used to mock creationists. Haopantsians believe that the Universe, the Earth, and life were created by Hao Asakura's Pants. This religion was invented by Youtube user zolo1243.
The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:

In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.

Then, in 300 B.C....

From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.

Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.

The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.

He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...

From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.

And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
by haopantsian October 1, 2008
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headbands

something you put on your head to keep your hair back
hey, pass me a head band.
by abbieann June 9, 2005
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