Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

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Hazwan

usually associated with tall characters with easy going personalities. Women who is in a relationship with hazwan is the luckiest woman alive there will not be a single day. where if you with hazwan you will be a bit bored but when you know him it's ridiculously fun he'll make sure you have a great time

Oh my gosh! Hazwan looking at you!!!

by Manos riy December 29, 2017

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Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

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haimanot

Haimanot is a beautiful smart girl with black brown-ish eyes. Her hair is the same color as her eyes its puffy and its curly when its wet. She got a BIG ASS BOOTY she's slim thick. She is fresh (always clean). she have better future. she seems shy when you first meet her.. but after you get to know her she is very sweet and she's goofy if you guys are really close. if you guys become bestfriends she will trust you with her life. If she's mad at you for some silly reason don't get upset because at the end of the day she's there for you. Hoes/bitches be really jealous of her because she's pretty , she's smart and she have fat ass. don't talk about her bestfriends if you do BAM!! your dead! she doesn't flex on you or doesn't act like she's strong but when yall for real fight she gon BEAT- YOUR- ASS. If for some reason you guys are not friends or bestfriends anymore don't lose hope she will give you another chance because she tries hard before she gives up on you, but once she's done with you that's it period. even if yall get back together she's not going to be the same you'll, miss the old her so don't make her upset PERIOD!
-----When it comes to relationship:------ She is very loyal, she does not give second chances. she if very good in bed. And trust me she will change your life PERIOD. you'll feel blesses to have such a girl like Haimanot. You will always pray that you wont lose her. Do not break her heart because if you do your life is going to be miserable.

him: who the fuck is Haimanot those bitches wont stop talking about her godammm
someone: damnnn you don't know her yet?! you see that girl laughing with her friends?
him: yowwww!! i see her everyday but she seems shy tho

someone: yeah she seems shy but once you met her mannn you wont let her go....
him: yeaight bet amma talk to her today at lunch

someone ; betttttt

by QUEEN CHESSY February 5, 2019

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