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haverfordwest 

the end of the world, basically.
stupid person: !!! lets go to haverfordwest
clever person: lets not
haverfordwest by rosella January 29, 2005

Haverford Dances 

A dance where almost anyone can get in. But watch out, you MUST wear lacoste, le tigre or a 2" mini skirt to get in! JcPenny will just not do it there. This dance includes trashy sluts from baldwin, episcopal, and agnes irwin that will do anything to get a piece of haverfordor episcopal if their REALLY desperate ass. It also has the average Haverford asshole boys that will dance with any girl that will make out with them or "grind" with them. Be careful, virginity is NOT acceptable...it's most likely taken from you there.
I went to the Haverford Dance last night and totally grinded with this chick that I thought was hot at first, but reaized she was my cousin...

haverford 

A township in Delaware county ("DELCO") Pennsylvania. Haverford is part of the "Main line" in the Philadelphia subburbs. Main roads include Darby Road, West Chester Pike (PA Route 3), Township line (US Route 1)(borders Upper Darby Township), Haverford road, Eagle road, Ardmore Ave, Manoa road, and Earlington ave. I-476 runs briefly into haverford but the West Chester Pike exit is just over the township's border in Marple Township. There is no way to get onto I-476 from with in Haverford township. Haverford is also home to the Grange estate and Haverford College. Haverford has several creeks including Naylor's run, Darby creek, and Cobbs Creek.
Haverford township is a nice quiet place to live. Did you know Haverford college is off of Haverford Road?
haverford by Grant July 6, 2004

The Haverford School

The Haverford School located on the Main Line is the best all-boys preparatory in the Greater Philadelphia area. Filled with attractive boys from influential and rich families usually blond with blue eyes but also have attractive males from all over the world. Haverford boys always beat their overrated rival Episcopal Academy in all sports and activities. Shipley, on the other hand, is irrelevant compared to the Fords or EA as they are not even in the Inter-Ac League. Haverford truly is the best all-boys school on the Main Line and that is the reason that EA and Shitley changed to Co-Ed schools.
Did you get into The Haverford School?
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up

haveagoodun 

A redneck good-bye; telling someone to have a good day.
Hey Baby, I have to leave, but you haveagoodun.
haveagoodun by fiestysquirrel November 30, 2011
My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
hazelwood by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003