New Hampshire

A place where people from mass come to get lost in our mountains which have very clearly marked trails and then have the state of New Hampshire pay to rescue them.

Where have you been?

I got lost in those fackin New Hampshire mountains, i am such a moron.

by TheRadish1 March 30, 2009

Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.

"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."

by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009

Humpsuit

The clothing you wear exclusively to dry hump someone.

Yo, I went to Stacey’s house last night wearing my humpsuit

by rjb88 July 18, 2018

Cornish, New Hampshire

The best place to live...It's basically a little slice of Heaven..

Cornish, New Hampshire is like having your cake and eatting too.

by Kevin Geeeee February 11, 2006

hampster

The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'

by noelle October 14, 2003

Hampshire High School

Hampshire High School, or HHS, is a public high school in Hampshire, Illinois that is currently in a building that is completely unnecessarily huge. The current one they're in was finished being built in 2008. Hampshire is filled with boys who think they're better than everyone and girls who complain about it. There are cameras all over the school and if you go into the front office you see a computer with all the different camera angles on it... I guess HHS just wants to be your typical jail? I don't really know.

Although the past football season was a letdown, basketball is a different story. Actually did decent! It is one of three HS's in D300, the others being Jacobs HS and Dundee-Crown HS. It's pretty much the pussy school of the three, considering it has the least amount of people and they're all literally in the suburbs... aka corn, corn, galore. At least Algonquin and Carpentersville have civilization.

But that's okay because the lockers are so cute and stubby and the lunch food is to die for! Four stars!

And that's about all there is to HHS... thank you for your time and cooperation.

HHS student: I hate Hampshire High School, can I transfer to Jacobs or something??
HJD student: Uhhhh

Hampshire boy: Love getting bitches left and right thrown at me! What more could I ask for?
Other Hampshire boy: I don't know, dude, maybe if someone threw a party every once and a while we'd get laid...

Hampshire girl: Wahhhh :'( hml... boys suck

by Whazzzzuphehe June 24, 2011

hampster cannon

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005