fire hazard

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

by Arman Java May 9, 2006

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

hazard to the nation

A person who has ascended past menace to society. Also, maby has became the ultimate shit talker in a MW2 lobby.

Yo Pablo just became a hazard to the nation after that MW2 lobby.

by Mr Pablo Escobar 20 May 27, 2021

moral hazard

In helping to correct a problem which originated in past poor moral judgments, creating incentives for the same problem to repeat in the future without addressing the original poor moral judgments. Since there is an expectation that one was helped once, one will be helped again.

Giving money to banks which do not reform their mortgage lending practices creates a moral hazard

by patsw March 2, 2009

Hamtard

Hamtard is someone who is so hammered from drinking too much alcohol that they are acting retarded.

That hamtard just fell over the barstool.

by Milocharlie August 29, 2020

Eden Hazard

The best Belgian player and premier league winger of all time and has the biggest batty

Dad:Did you cry when Eden Hazard left?
Son: Yes dad I didn’t speak to anyone for 15 weeks. I’ll forever remember that huge batty

by CFCRaja from twitter dot com September 18, 2020

Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

by Crastard April 27, 2009