When you masturbate, put your hand to your nose, and inhale sharply. Best done before you wash your hands.
by iveLam00 June 4, 2016
Get the Handsmell mug.A town on the coast of Maine. Lots of drunks, dubs and kids smoking pot. A party destination for many kids at Mt. Ararat High School. There are two police officers for the whole town and they're usually out looking for Highlanders to pull over, and they just smoke joints in their cruisers.
North Harpswell is where all the hippies live and grow dope in the summer. Not much else is known, but they're nice people, except for people from Harpswell Neck, they are just Brunswick people that pretend to be Harpswell people, and they often play baseball and other shit like that.
East Harpswell is half tourists and summer homes and the other half is lobster industry-related families and if they live in Cundy's Harbor, they're mostly drunks and frequent weed smokers. Cundy's Harbor is the best place in Harpswell to score some weed. Cundy's Harbor is located on Great Island, the other islands are expensive real estate, but there are a lot of natives as well. Those places are okay, just mind the traffic in the summer, they drive like absolute cunts.
South Harpswell is referred to as 'the bad side' and the residents are referred to as 'dungeyes'. South Harpswell is not the best place, incest runs rampant and all the kids probably smoke meth or some shit.
West Harpswell is where all the politicians of Harpswell are from, so it receives the most money from the Town Office. West Harpswell is full of douchebags and cat murderers but there are a select few that are alright.
North Harpswell is where all the hippies live and grow dope in the summer. Not much else is known, but they're nice people, except for people from Harpswell Neck, they are just Brunswick people that pretend to be Harpswell people, and they often play baseball and other shit like that.
East Harpswell is half tourists and summer homes and the other half is lobster industry-related families and if they live in Cundy's Harbor, they're mostly drunks and frequent weed smokers. Cundy's Harbor is the best place in Harpswell to score some weed. Cundy's Harbor is located on Great Island, the other islands are expensive real estate, but there are a lot of natives as well. Those places are okay, just mind the traffic in the summer, they drive like absolute cunts.
South Harpswell is referred to as 'the bad side' and the residents are referred to as 'dungeyes'. South Harpswell is not the best place, incest runs rampant and all the kids probably smoke meth or some shit.
West Harpswell is where all the politicians of Harpswell are from, so it receives the most money from the Town Office. West Harpswell is full of douchebags and cat murderers but there are a select few that are alright.
Harpswell Guy #1: "Hey guy, let's go smoke this here jibbah and get trashed later."
Harpswell Guy #2: "No deal, ya fuckin' dub, Bradberry's gonna want a hit off it if we smoke it in the truck."
Harpswell Guy #1: "Fuckin' cops, you'd think they get enough dope off of those fuckin college kids they pull over, but nooo, they gotta scavenge off of us."
Harpswell Guy #2: "No deal, ya fuckin' dub, Bradberry's gonna want a hit off it if we smoke it in the truck."
Harpswell Guy #1: "Fuckin' cops, you'd think they get enough dope off of those fuckin college kids they pull over, but nooo, they gotta scavenge off of us."
by cockflaps mcgee November 30, 2013
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A: Landon's coming?
B: You don't like him?
A: I fucking hate him in a halfshell.
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I'd totally do her in a halfshell.
A: Landon's coming?
B: You don't like him?
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Get the in a halfshell mug.1. A city in Alabama that time forgot. 2. Exit 325 on interstate 65 southbound. 3. A dry town that needs to go wet. 4. People get excited over new establishments.
by Ironman316 April 13, 2007
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Get the harshmellow mug.A sexy young teenage girl with a natural flat smooth tummy that hasn't had her body ruined by pregnancy or over indulgence. Not to be confused with a hardbody that requires work outs and usually refers to a male.
by the_trapper August 15, 2006
Get the Hardbelly mug.Used to refer to younger females, typically 18 to 22 years old, who possess trim or tight midriffs. Largely due to them not having had the time to get fat.
The term is generally used in a fishing vernacular, as the target group usually travel in packs, or schools - like fish, and tend to still be going to school.
Not to be confused with jailbait, which is the correct term for an undersize hardbelly.
The term is generally used in a fishing vernacular, as the target group usually travel in packs, or schools - like fish, and tend to still be going to school.
Not to be confused with jailbait, which is the correct term for an undersize hardbelly.
Mick: Hey Jack! You should have gone to the 21st last night.
Jack: Nah, I'm too old for that shit.
Mick: I snared myself a real nice hardbelly. Had to throw the rest back because they were undersize.
Jack: Next time you get invited to a 21st, YOU RING ME.
Jack: Nah, I'm too old for that shit.
Mick: I snared myself a real nice hardbelly. Had to throw the rest back because they were undersize.
Jack: Next time you get invited to a 21st, YOU RING ME.
by Mr. Zorg July 6, 2006
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