cum harboring butt pirate

Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.

Get the fuck away from me Bi, you cum harboring butt pirate!

by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008

pearl harboring

the act of 2 men docking that simultaneously ejaculate

Brad Smith and Trevor Stubblefield enjoy pearl harboring with one another

by No u - Prove it November 22, 2011

Harboring A Wookie

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009

harboring a pearl

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina

She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl

by knipper5 March 22, 2010

harboring a wookie

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

by carrieparker December 30, 2008

harboring hoes

harboring ie 'harboring hoes', is a hater tactic, where you notice a chance to comfort and agree your way into pussy by hating on a homie to look good in contrast cuz you cant get attractive female attention otherwise. providing a falsely safe 'harbor' to comfort them into fucking you. its low level and easily noticeable. its a violation against the homies and is a slappable offense. symptoms include simping, hating on your friends, being fake, getting upset when the hoe speaks to any other man, isolating.

bro look at ole whats his name over there harboring hoes that little sneak. got her moved in right after his homie left her. house look like pearl harbor.

by Malachi Broski August 20, 2024

pearl harboring

When one is sitting within the cuck chair and goon upon the two making love within the bed.

“Oh I love pearl harboring on my local librarian and her husband.”

by local librarian lover March 20, 2026