happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.

I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.

by Cheta May 15, 2003

happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.

Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!

by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021

happy meal

An alternative to burgered. This is mainly used when a direct confrontation is not desired. It involves the throwing, tossing, slapping or otherwise launching of small animal feces towards another person.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.

That bastard across the room could kick my ass if I tried to burger him, so I will serve him up a happy meal instead.

by SirK September 25, 2003

Happy Meal

When a McDonald's drive-thru cashier ejaculates on the face of the driver of a car while yelling "HAPPY MEAL."

Angus began to vigerously masterbate when the driver ordered, then delivered a Happy Meal.

by Hungry Unicorn/ Squish Mitten May 13, 2006

Happy Meal

When a girl is eating chicken nuggets simultaneously as she is getting eatin out

"Hey Austin I could really go for a happy meal right now"
"Okay jenna we'll stop at Mcdonald's then I'll eat you out when we get home"

by Niedsman June 25, 2017

Happy Meals

The fast, cheap and easy class of 2011 at Shorewood high school.

"Those girls over there are happy meals. Lets go get us some."

by 2011 December 9, 2008

Happy Meal

Molesting any small life form while wearing a clown costume at a flea market.

when you give a happy meal, you also give hope.

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010