handcarted

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy

Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted

by kylet June 27, 2006

Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

by B Tsunami April 6, 2019

handcrafted

An item that you pay twice the price for. A creative marketing phrase to add value to something that may or may not be the same as a non handcrafted item.

"Hey man, our check is over a hundred dollars!" "Yeah that's because Jane keeps drinking those fucking handcrafted Grey Goose and cranberry's!"

by bocacburt June 5, 2014

handchat

To rip a DVD onto an Apple computer using the freeware application Handbrake and send to someone over iChat.

"Dude, can you handchat me Clue when you get home?"

by Aaron Gleiberman July 17, 2006

handscratching

Similiar to headscratching, but while handscratching deals with confusion, but when one is uncomfortable in a situation.

Congressman Kennedy's Afghanistan speech was handscratching to watch.

by Cillizza Fan March 12, 2010

Silverfish Handcatch

a random reply to a random text, if your ever in need of a random reply this is the one for you!! it will stun anyone who sees it and keep them confused for days. it helps the mind to think and maintain thoughts for months to come..

random text: hello there jackie chan, i was just casually lying in my bed, thinking, and suddenly you crossed my mind..i also thought about pigeon shooting at the same time. and i thought to myself, i would love to take jack pigeon shooting in hyde park with my family!! what are your thoughts? than my thoughts turned R rated and you dont want to know the rest.. or do you??

random reply: Silverfish Handcatch!!!!

by Jeffery & Jemima & George & co November 1, 2010

handcrank

to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.

John gave his rod a handcrank

by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003