hamstery

(adj.) very poetic in nature; more intricate and convoluted than necessary; wordy

Your prose was very hamstery, it ended up 500 words over the limit.

by IMACOW123 October 26, 2009

hamsterectomy

A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.

I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...

by Busta hip June 4, 2009

Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass

"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"

by sammycupcakes November 29, 2011