hamster

wireless mouse. computer pointing device with no tail.

i spilled coffee all over my hamster!

by yourworstmemory March 6, 2005

hamster

a meat dish served by contractor KBR (Kellogg, Brown and Root) to US soldiers in Iraq consisting of deep fried chicken cordon bleu, which based on its size, shape and color looks remarkably like a small furry animal commonly called a hamster.

by a solder standing in the KBR chow line, "I'll have two hamsters please."

by joe californian December 20, 2007

hamster

those small furry rodents that poop on everything in youre house, enjoy hiding in hard to access places, chew on the remote buttons and that will deliver a painful bite with no notice

note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree

little kid : MOM I WANT A HAMSTER FOR CHRISTMAS
mom: okay

...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons

by adam14212 December 25, 2007

hamster

an animal that’s easily fuckable

“my cousin ejaculated in my hamster last night”

by gabe itch69 April 7, 2019

hamster

a rodent who likes to leave their garbage lying around on the floor

The Situation: "Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster."

by summmmerrrlove October 16, 2010

hamster

something your mother was.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor August 24, 2008

hamster

a younger woman who preys on older men; the opposite of a cougar.

Your sister is a hamster because she's sleeping with a guy 20 years her elder.

by PghFun1 April 15, 2009