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halloween

check out that trick on the corner. no its madonna
by Magic Johnson October 27, 2003
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halloween

A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by Jakestar December 30, 2005
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halloween

John Carpenter's best movie.
"I saw 'Halloween' when I was a kid. Scared the piss outta' me, man."
by Emma October 27, 2003
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halloween

the one day dick cheney doesn't have to wear a costume and can just walk around in his natural state, as the devil
dick cheney, impersinating the devil 364 days a year, thankfully he gets to roam the earth in with his natural apperance as the antichrist on halloween
by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006
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halloween

halloween

A holiday where little kids dress up as a cowboy, or a fairy princess to get free candy. When you get older, you dress up as a sexy________ and get old guys hard and get away with it (the rest of the 364 days you dressed up liked that your mother would yell at you) If your 21+ you get wasted and wrap trees with paper towels
For halloween I'm going to dress up as a sexy bunny then go to old man jenkins house then drink vodka and cause a scene
by Elmo Homo October 26, 2006
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halloween

A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!
"Alright, boys, it's Halloween night. What're we gonna do?"
by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004
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halloween

KID 1: "Hey lets go to this house"
KID 2: "Nah man that dude's a pedophile. He's always extra weird on halloween."
by gbh97 October 31, 2011
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