Haromisa

a guy with an enormous penis.

Haromisa has a big penis

by d8an924_oq February 12, 2023

Hakimi's law

It is a traditional practice where a married man transfers all belongings under his name to a close relative of his shortly into his marriage to protect himself from possible greedy and selfless abuse of a divorce by his wife resulting in him losing 50% of all belongings or a possibly higher proportion.

I might follow hakimi's law to protect myself soon, I'm worried my partner will divorce me for my money and belongings.

by controllzlmao April 18, 2023

haromian

Haromian is a culture and a religion in which the people pray to the tree god. If you see the tree god you're eyes will be taken out by a fork and sometimes a spoon and roasted and feed to the Haromian people.

"That eye was pretty good." Thanks to Haromian culture.

by Haromian Culture October 10, 2017

Haromi

Haromi is the name given to two people obviously in love even though they constantly deny it to everyone they meet.

Harry Naomi Ship OTP

Boy- I don't like her, honestly
Girl- He's disgusting. Ew, no!
Friend- You two are so Haromi!

by PygmyPuffClub June 24, 2016

Haomin

A bright and happy person.

Jenny had a great vacation because she was surrounded by haomins.

by GiraffeGirl2009 January 28, 2009

Hakimism

Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy.

The one and only God of Hakimism is, ironically, Hakimy. Now known as the Blue Pirate King, Hakimy never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.

well known and faithful followers OF Hakimism:

Daina - The queen of Hakimism. Hakimy made her his wife with the help of the "caveman style" sex.
Notice: She can read minds. Beware the nosebleeds!

Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade

Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession

Tishy - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez; yaoi + yuri = bliss

Joana - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as Mojo Jojo, the evil monkey

Slim - the playboy with no face; a member of team ASS; likes to strip when drunk

Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he's a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie

Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn

Shinigami - Otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7

When a hakimist sees a girl he/she immediately thinks threesome.

The best example of a Hakimism follower is the character Jiraya from the Naruto anime series

by Kishin October 4, 2008

Halomiosis

The sickness caused in order to allow someone to stay home from work to play Halo 3.

Listen, I uh can't come into work today, I've got Halomiosis.

by Sir Swipes Alot October 8, 2007