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Haumann

Another word for feces.

ie: a big greasy turd

Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!

I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.

Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
by Incom April 19, 2018
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Hanuman

A monkey god of the Indian religion Hinduism. Anyone with this name is amazing and strong, talented and loves to be as simple as possible they will love whoever they are with with all their heart but if you cross them they will demolish you. Anyone who tries to offend their partner they will pay because a Hanuman will beat them up.

They are not made to be strong in the mind they are made to be strong in others. They are really fit and muscular and work out alot.
Hanuman: hi guys
Bill: Hi your my best friend
by Peoplecanbestrange December 16, 2020
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Hageman

German surname meaning Keeper of the Hedges.
Used originally to portray family profession of gardening.
Hageman's are historically good gardners. Upon arriving to the United States they were farmers.
by lil Hageman February 24, 2009
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Harriet Hageman

The female equivalent of chameleon-politician Lindsey Graham. A label for a female politician who operates like a modern-day Judas, by putting position or profit over principles or people—for example, she would call a corrupt presidential candidate racist and xenophobic, but when he later backed her against an opponent who is a critic of him, she would start perpetuating the lie that the ex-president didn’t get re-elected because the election was “rigged.”
Could a morally bankrupt Harriet Hageman function effectively or properly during her term in office, when those under her already have a low opinion of her due to her yo-yo ethical behaviors?
by MathPlus August 17, 2022
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Hagman

Hagman, A rude arrogant or pompous woman Who belittles others to feed her own massive ego
Her Hagman mom takes every opportunity to belittle me and shit on my face to feed her own massive ego.
by RedPortiaOne July 29, 2018
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Hanuman

Goldfish be like: æəhhhhh hanuman~
by Calvaire June 2, 2022
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hagemann

Hagemann is the best last name - anyone with this name is cool, funny and lucky.
hagemann is cool
by soph1407 November 9, 2020
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