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halfenfreude

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.
After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.
by porkalvin December 11, 2010
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biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry
Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.
by annanugg September 14, 2010
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buckled halfer

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.
only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?
by Nesty. January 4, 2012
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Hafeeza

She is a smart, independant woman. She loves her family and mates and cares for them. She works hard in school. Others envy her beauty while others adore her. She doesn't let anyone bring her down. She has a great sense of humour.
Sibling: Hafeeza is the best sister ever!
Friend: I love her so much!
by savetheturtlesxo October 31, 2019
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haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.
dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!
by jonesberger March 19, 2019
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Fart Huffer

One who enjoys smelling farts, either self-flatulated or those originated from another man or animal. Fart huffing typically involves a series of deep and aggressive inhalation cycles, sometimes aided by a cupping motion of the palm, fanning the fart from the asshole to the nose.
I was amazed to see Jimmy huffing his dog's silent farts. He huffed as if posessed, and it made me sick to my stomach. I guess Jimmy is a real fart huffer.
by The Boney July 27, 2006
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poot huffer

when you stick a straw or just use your mouth in someones ass hole and you huff the fart from the ass.
"tiffany is such a poot huffer the way she huffed debbies poots."

"omg i that tiffany was going to huff chris and dotty poots."
by samofred November 28, 2012
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