haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

by jonesberger March 19, 2019

haffog

Haffog is the secret way to say Faggot so that you don't get in trouble using it on text or out loud, it is also used as code word for someone you dislike.

Tom is such a haffog, look at the way he dresses. Tamara stole my last nugget, what a haffog.

by jacobkapux February 19, 2019

haffafag

1. The state of being bisexual.

2. Not being completely heterosexual, but not able to be defined as homosexual either.

"Dude, is that chick a lesbian?"
"Nah, man, she's game. She's haffafag."

by jammin kt February 11, 2010

Haffle

Half of a waffle (duh) simply a waffle, just half of it.

Dude, I could go for a haffle right now.

Becca, pass me a haffle, but make sure you toast it.

Can we share this waffle? C'mon make it a haffle.

by TreeFitty August 20, 2013

me haffi

"I have to" in Caribbean slang.

In the song Work by Rihanna, she states "Work, work, work, work, work, work He said me haffi Work, work, work, work, work..." Meaning that her man says that if she wants the D, she has to put in work:

by hughesnum3 July 31, 2016

Haffy

A Designer Baseball Hat - One part Baseball Hat and another part Bandana or Sweatband, with the latter being interchangeable.

"It's not a Fitted or Snapback... it's a Haffy."

by HAFFY, LLC. November 17, 2018

haffmacke

A very charming guy commonly found lurking after cute girls late at night on twitch.tv, trying to add them on snap chat and instagram. Also most often around level 3 on faceit.

"Wow, you really pulled a haffmacke last night? Did you get any girls snapchats?"

by haffmacke October 18, 2018