rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

habert

Habert is a great companion and usually loves puzzles. He loves to hide from people.

Habert is a great companion.

by Habert January 7, 2018

Haberday

"Happy Birthday!"
A slang way of saying "Happy Birthday"
A word originated from the Philippines. (Since there's no definition yet.)

Eg. 1 :

Ei! Bro! I'm greeting you in advance, "Haberday!" Stay Cool!

Eg. 2 :

Guy 1 : Hey! Isn't it November 1 today?
Guy 2 : Hella Yeh? y?
Guy 1 : Hey! It's my fooking bday!
Guy 2 : u sure?... kl! Haberday dude! Let's Partey!

by theblob.jp May 26, 2009

haverland

A VERY white family's last name. With a little Mexican child that lives with them.

The Haverland's are a really white family.

by LilDent March 18, 2018

Haber Sime Muero

Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.

´Mañana es lunes haber sime muero`
´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`

by Lzfer October 26, 2018

Haber

Usually found in America, Haber's are usually outgoing, inspiring, and awesome individuals.

He's a Haber alright.

by saygoodbye January 12, 2009

Habersham

Habersham is a county located in the northeastern part of the state of Georgia. Habersham's biggest exports are racism, depression, football loses, and meth heads. The 'Sham' has many exciting things to be found, especially if you like goddamn trees and shanky redneck whores. The biggest tourist attraction is the Walmart Supercenter perfect for those fancy date nights with your sweetheart! The dress code is wife beaters and boots, no pants. Come explore! Unless you're gay, Hispanic, black, bi, handicap, Jewish, Muslim, or voted for Obama in the last election.

I'd rather be scrubbing the shitter at any truck stop gas station with my tongue then live in Habersham.

by sladyconesmom December 11, 2014