A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023
Get the Haakon Rizzmug. Norwegian name for “dick sucking bitch” He thinks he is a sigma male but in reality he doesn’t shower at all.
Probably meat rides cardi b too.
Probably meat rides cardi b too.
“Haakon stop using the vacuum to suck you dick”
“But mom, I’m a sigma! The rizz king of Ohio and gyatt leader!”
“Please Haakon take a shower”
“But mom, I’m a sigma! The rizz king of Ohio and gyatt leader!”
“Please Haakon take a shower”
by Liberals stink February 9, 2024
Get the Haakonmug. Haakon Aleksander is a typical name for hot boys. Only the moste cool and hansome boys are named Haakon Aleksander
by loco.lico@smile November 26, 2017
Get the haakon aleksandermug.