big haired ladies of the 'eighties 

all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.

New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

big haired ladies of the 'eighties by Virgin Suicides August 13, 2017

Pointy Haired Boss 

Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.

"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."

"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."

Pointy Haired Boss by master_gopher July 1, 2006

long haired jizz expert 

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

long haired jizz expert by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.

I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!

Blue Haired Smoothie by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

Haise 

Quite possibly the most badass fucking character ever known. Haise is a Legendary Super Saiyan God of Destruction. He also has mastery of ultra instinct which is cool. Haise is the strongest saiyan ever you don't ever underestimate him.

Woah! That's Haise from Dragon Ball Overhaul?

Haise by GodOf_ICE May 24, 2021

fluffy haired knob 

An extremely annoying person with hair that resembles pubic hair

Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob

fluffy haired knob by Fluffy one January 26, 2015

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck 

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.

I love Curly Haired Constipated Fuck!

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck by TRIBUTE June 18, 2012