Guypolar

When you are unable to pick between multiple crushes. You find yourself confused as to which guy you should date, as you like them all equally

Ashley: I really like Mason, Nate and Noah. I can’t even pick between them! They’re all so cute omgggg
Sarah: Omf Ashley! You’re so guypolar

by AllieCattt16 November 6, 2019

Gaypod

A sub-category of i-pods but owned by gay men and have lots of gay music on them.

Gay 1- Oh my god you've got such great music on here there's Britney, Madonna, Kylie, Janet, Hed Kandi and all my favorites OH SHIT you EVEN have CHER!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!

Gay 2- Yeah well its my gaypod!

by brighton09 January 23, 2009

Goypod

The most minimalist unit of housing used to keep the goyim sheltered from the elements to continue to wageslave. They are often run down, full of swarthoids and the most feral migrants. They can be described as the modern day cloaca gentium.

Goy 1: I heard you moved into that new goypod down the road.
Goy 2: Yea, I want to be close to my work, Shylock kvetches greatly when I am 2 minutes late to the wagecage.

by GoypodCentral September 30, 2023

gaypod

Term used by owners of cheaper, inferior iPod clones to describe the MP3 player they wish they could afford.

"Look at them white earphones, he's obviously got a gaypod"

by Shalroth May 23, 2005

guapodar

The ability to detect attractive hispanic men in one's general area; intense attraction/infatuation with hispanic men

That girl has some serious guapodar.

by iTAMu July 28, 2011

guypidity

the time when stupidty becomes apparent in a female, but only when there is a male present

"Girls at PVMS suffer from awful guypidity, yah know?"

"Emmaleigh just had a major guypidity moment, fur shur?"

by x3Natalie May 27, 2007

guypolar

A mental disorder in which a woman is attracted to a different many each day. Most women are unaware of the disorder but people associated with her will notice and become very irritated. The disorder is most active between ages 12-35 and simmers down after that. People who suffer from guypolar have commitment issues and can not maintain a longterm relationship. Symtoms of guypolar are anger, confusion, attention seeker, loud, and extra flirtatious. People who suffer from guypolar tend to lead men on and are a big tease.

guypolar freak

by CLOUSEAUNATOR May 16, 2011