Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

gurfing

From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.

I'm gurfing chat !

by ryhverse November 19, 2022

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

Guffauto

“Self laugh” (Latin). Reacting to one’s own comment or post with a “haha” or smile emoji indicating recognition of humor. The Joker (character from the Batman universe) is well known for using frequent verbal guffauto by maniacally laughing after making an ominous or threatening statement.

Dude, that joke was so lame I can’t believe you gave it a guffauto!

by Squidulus tents March 12, 2022

Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

gurlfriends

A term of endearment given to close female friends (usually by other females)

Those are my gurlfriends, they are the best gurls you will ever meet in your entire life.

by becamayblow October 18, 2011

cunt guff

The words cunt and guff combined to describe a fanny fart.

That girl in the pub last night let out a huge cunt guff and everyone could hear it.

by cult88 December 19, 2008