guantanamo 

(v.) a sexual act performed by a woman where the partner's face is covered with a cloth and the female squirts on the partner's covered face.

Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.

"Chad and I have been spicing it up in the bedroom. Last night, he let me guantanamo him! He LOVED it!"

guantanamo by judyboome September 18, 2020

Guantanamo Rick 

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.

Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.

Guantanamo Rick by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023

Guantanamera 

1) Pretty girl
2) A popular Spanish song

Standin at the bar, with a Cuban cigar. Guantanamera eyein' me from far!

Guantanamera by AndrewDriZzle October 1, 2007

Guantanamo Baptism 

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

Guantanamo Baptism by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Guranjan 

Name for a death metal singer. Has a dark complexion and is fond of signature phrases and expressions. He seems very quiet at first, but really isn't (you'll wish he actually was).

*Sleeping Habits: Sporadically and often for hours at a time followed by periods of sleepless disruption
*Eating Habits: in excess...ALL THE TIME!
*Interests & Hobbies: knives, finding the perfect phrase, sleeping, gaming, random sporting events
*Place of dwelling: The Guranjan Dungeon

"Dude....My name's Guranjan." =|

Guranjan by Duuuuuuude =| July 29, 2010

Guantanamoron 

Guantanamoron (gwan ta na mo ron) NOUN. Any murderer, rapist or torturer who claims they did not know that murder, rape and torture are illegal. Also, ‘Gitmoron.’ From the U.S. Army prison guards and CIA interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and “moron.”

I saw these burn marks on the kid's neck. So I asked him, "What happened? and he said, "I bad." The father had been burning his six-year-old with lit cigarettes. I confronted him and he said, "We do it all the time in my country." We got Child Protective Services on his ass and they locked up the Guantanamoron.

Guantanamoron by Maxhole June 20, 2009

guantanamo 

guan•tá•namo |gwänˈtänəmō|
verb trans.
• to forcefully detain and interrogate someone unlawfully.

I was just minding my own business, and the cop guantanamoed me!

guantanamo by guidothefish May 29, 2011