Gunkie

n. 1. Person not cool enough to pull off mutton chops. 2. Often applied to anyone not cool.

It doesn't matter how many fish tattoos you get, you'll always be a gunkie.

by muttonchop July 29, 2012

Gunky

You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.

This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'

a: "but he's not hunky!"

b: "well he's not goofy!"

a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"

by BeefCalamityJaneBlondielicious May 9, 2009

Gunky

a near-unexplainable feeling one gets when missing something usually always on their person (ie: cell phone, jewelry, etc)

Aw shucks, I left my cell phone at home. I feel all...gunky.

by Brosenb1 January 22, 2013

Gunky pig

a offensive slur for a gay or lesbian person

that gunky pig is in my butt

by dat gunky pig May 9, 2023

Dinky Gunky

The world’s most infamous ripoff of Danny Gonzalez

Dinky Gunky

by CABAGE No2 May 8, 2022

bad-gunky

from Stephen King's "Lisey's Story"
if the protagonist feels very bad and angry, something overcomes him. That's the bad-gunky.

Scott had that really bad-gunky, to let it out he made a blood-bool.

by nikhon August 3, 2009

gunky mcnutty

This occurs after the original semen explosion. The lumpy, cottage cheese-esque second batch of man juice that requires persistent boning to finish off the night so you can pass out.

She grew inpatient as her male counterpart shook and shook but could not get his gunky mcnutty off the swollen tip of his wenis.

by sean gildea November 10, 2007