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Gunga Apple

The apple that was once eaten by eve but has now been reincarnated as an apple of all power and knowledge
"How did Eisntein become so smart?"

"Well he ate the Gunga Apple of course!"
by Not Wilson Nick February 13, 2019
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gung'-guh

The upper echelon of chronic herb. No stems. No seeds. Sticks to the bag. Sticks to your fingers. Smells like a pack of pissed off skunks. Gets you stoned to the bejeezus. Tastes great. Makes you crave food like a 35-day hunger striker. Skews what's left of your judgement. Impairs your ability to drive a stick shift, an automatic—or just stop watching Tenacious D & the Pick of Destiny and get off the couch. That's if you can still even see the t.v. And when it's gone you'll be texting your dealer for more. And he'll be texting you back...'I let you have that out of my own private stash. I ain't got any more of that shee'it, but i do have a little bit of this killer hash I brought back from Amsterdam if you think you can handle it.'
Dude, you should get over here muthersuckin' asap 'cuz I've got a satchel of some stinkin' really good non-medical gunga right now that'll totally blow your fragile mind from here to Humboldt. It's so potent we'll be able to eat the rest of that stale ass anchovy pizza you left unwrapped in my fridge last August.
by Tiger Weeds January 29, 2010
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Little Gunga

A person who is silly & cute, and most likely doing something at the moment that makes him or her look stupid or immature. Can also refer to a little baby boy.
"I'm gonna get crunk tonight and have sexy time with lots of guys!"

"You are a Little Gunga!"
by Steph&Brit February 7, 2009
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gunga monkey

Gunga Monkey is two separate words. Gunga means goodbye, and monkey means monkey.
Person 1: Gunga monkey
Person 2: Gunga monkey
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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Gunga lips

E.g Josias has gunga lips
by JAKERENSHAW8 October 21, 2021
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gunga gaana

(in West Indies) a song that basically highlights the stupidness of chutney songs nowadays.
Have you heard Gunga Gaana by Ravi B? Ah share stupidness dem ah talk deh!
by guyanagirl324 May 23, 2019
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Gunga

adj- used to describe any type of cruddy substance. Can be found in any place: ie- under finger nails, on a park bench, in the used cup holders in a car.
by lola January 12, 2004
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