Gimpton

Gimpton is a British slang word used when attempting to insult ones intelligence. It can be used to replace words such as fool, stupid, idiot, retard, and shit for brains.

Arthur: Hello, Stuart. It’s very chilly today!

Stuart: No shit Arthur, you big gimpton!

by I’m no Gimpton June 7, 2018

gumption

to use your brain,or knowledge

use your gumption and chose the second letter

by pretty Ghanaian gyal August 24, 2018

Gumption

The kinda shit that one needs to run across america like Forrest Gump did

See that mofucka play basketball? he got some gumption out there

by gangstavball March 14, 2011

gumpting

The process of building up sperm within ones penis before ejaculating.

I was gumpting a huge one and then I blew all over her face.

by oneeyedsnake September 21, 2011

GUMPTION

a word that tommyinit sad he was saying for a week and didn't know the meaning for

this is such a GUMPTION movie

by tommyinit GUMPTION MAN November 29, 2021

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."

I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Gangling Gumption

Stu Watters Is the biggest ,dummest ,stinkiest loaf in the whole universe.And shags sharky

Stu watters

by nicholas October 15, 2003