shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

gunfingers

When something is 'grimey blad' you show your gunfingers and raise them in a vertical motion

when a grimey tune drops in a club
gunfingers to the ceiling

2sg

by Bruce September 16, 2003

Muddy Golfing

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.

"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"

by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014

Gumfing

Inserting gumballs into the anus.

The ol lady and I tried gumfing last night. She blew bubbles every time she farted

by Cockfat December 24, 2017

Zombie Sea Gulling

Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.

Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.

"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"

by caseyFragile October 6, 2010

Gulping

The act of dry swallowing.

I began gulping when I saw the look on my barbers face that assured me that he might of f***** up my hairline.

by themanwiththedrip February 6, 2019

gunfingering

a technique used to manually stimulate the female genitalia in which the index and middle finger are inserted into the vaginal canal and accelerating at a steady pace while the thumb is used to galvanize the clitoris. This method works best if the individual not receiving the maneuver imitates the sound that a gun makes while firing. Don't forget to cock the gun before you pull the trigger ;).

mohammed: yo, i was gunfingering some hoe this weekend behind k-mart

claude: did she cum?

mohammed: yeah I cocked it tight.

by alicetits June 25, 2012