guitarist

a guitarist is someone you plays guitar decently, or at least wants to become decent. in my eyes, you're not a "true" guitarist if you only learned the instrument to score hot chicks, but know only 2 Blink 182 songs. you must be motivated and passionate.

(for those who said guitarists are arrogant)
who's arrogant? they're rich, they're good at what they do. obviously they're proud of themselves. some are assholes yes, but some aren't. people who dont play guitar can be arrogant to...

1. "Yeah man i just learned the chorus to "I miss you" so i can bone Melissa."
"Yeah .. you're like.. such a good guitarist man..."

2. "Hey man, i really want to get a band together so i can get my music out there and hope that people will enjoy my music and can relate to it."

by letsBeFake&diee May 22, 2007

Guitarin' it

Jacking off in a fashion that looks like you are playing the frets of a guitar.

This guy on chatroulette had a curved dick so the only way he could jack off was by guitarin' it.

by tomtesticles December 10, 2010

air guitaring

the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.

1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.

by uh... May 13, 2005

guitarmasterx7

Lyle Burruss, co-creator of Machinima series Sanity Not Included sometimes referred to by his YouTube name guitarmasterx7. Featured on the 22nd installment of Creature Talk where he had his own section called "Lyle's Hard-Hitting Questions" in which he would ask callers or The Creatures questions such as the famous "Gorilla Question" which goes as follows: "You are in an avalanche, and you've been injured. You come to and you realize your left arm's been broken and you can't move it, and you've got this huge wall or rock and ice whatever and behind it you've got your right arm which is for some reason holding onto a knife and you've got your dick. Your right arm you can kind of struggle out but you have to let go of the knife and your dick is just hopelessly stuck, you can't get it out. So, there's a news helicopter that's flying by that if you could just wave to them with your right arm you could flag them down and it'd take them about 3 hours to get to you. Now here's the twist, there's a very horny silverback gorilla behind you that is going to buttfuck you for all three of those hours, on live television as the news broadcasts it until they rescue you. Now your other option, only other option, is to use the knife that is trapped behind the ice wall to cut off your dick and you'd just lose it forever but you can run and make it back just fine but you have to lose your dick. So, do you cut off your dick, or do you enjoy 3 hours of televised gorilla buttfucking?

Person with good taste 1: "Man guitarmasterx7 is fucking hilarious!"

Person with good taste 2: "I know! Sanity Not Included is the best!"

Person with bad taste: "Who dafuq is that?"

by hermel October 10, 2013

guitarmageddon

1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.

"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23

by Char H January 8, 2006

Guitaring

To play guitar.
related to all the guitar stuff including
guitar chords,tabs,songs,tutorials,etc.

www.guitaring.co.cc

by guitaring.co.cc July 7, 2010

guitarist

someone who plays guitar, I dunno what all the fuss is about, true guitarists play it cause they love it, and have learned from legends like muddy waters and stevie ray vaughan, most of us are true and real about life, and easy aproachable,

theres tribes within guitarists, based on the the style and veiws of the person playing

stevie ray vaughan is the most brilliant guitarist

by bute October 10, 2005