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Matthew Gray Gubler

aka Spencer Reid on the hit show "Criminal Minds"

Played by Matthew Gray Gubler, Doctor Spencer Reid is a genius who graduated from a Las Vegas public high school at age 12. He is almost always introduced as Dr. Reid, even as the others are introduced as Agent 'blank' because Gideon knew people would not take him seriously because of his age, as well after an introduction he never shakes hands. It has been revealed that he holds PhD's in Mathematics, Chemistry, and Engineering, BA;s in Psychology and Sociology, and is working on a BA in Philosophy. He claims to have an Eidetic memory, and hints that he could have a possible Schizophrenia since his mother has it. It is also hinted that he could have Autism, or rather Asperger Syndrome

Although his geeky persona, he is a sex god to
women who fantasize about him
i want Spencer Reed all over me

Matthew Gray Gubler is such a hot piece of ass
by *cough*slut*cough* June 1, 2010
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Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest person to ever exist. Once you become obsessed everything you talk about will be centered around him.
Emily: Hey have you seen Matthew Gray Gubler in 68 Kill?
Me: UM, DUHH?? Matthew Gray Gubler is my REASON FOR LIVING.
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a yummy hunk of a pipe cleaner who stars in criminal minds.

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Gubler Flu

Defined and caused by the actor/director/writer Matthew Gray Gubler. Explained by him in his blog.
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,

and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,

and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).
I have been suffering from Gubler Flu ever since I got hooked on Criminal Minds and Matthew Gray Gubler's Unauthorized Documentary.

Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!
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gublerween

September 15th is when Gublerween starts.
Matthew Gray Gubler believes that spooky season starts on September 15th.
Random dude:Hey did you hear that Gublerween started yesterday?
Other dude:What is Gublerween?
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