by Ross McPhyee August 13, 2006
by buffer78 June 26, 2009
a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.
Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool
Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool
Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face
by AlchAnim September 24, 2014
The fat bump half way between a females gut and muff. Obese females can artificially create a guff by wearing tight pants and/or belt. In sexual terms, the guff may be referred to as "more cushion for the pushin'"
"Oh my, look how fat that ladies guff is!"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"
by Duckman FTW May 9, 2008
a publicly acceptable replacement for the f word. It can be interchanged with any typical usage of the original f-word. It is also considered an up-and-coming vulgarity by itself.
by JackSwag August 1, 2011
guhff n. v. adj. ad. interj.
A derogatory term for a freshman, used exclusively by upperclassmen. However, the true idea behind the use of guff is to insult guffs in a way they can not hope to possibly comprehend!
This word can be used in almost any form!
A derogatory term for a freshman, used exclusively by upperclassmen. However, the true idea behind the use of guff is to insult guffs in a way they can not hope to possibly comprehend!
This word can be used in almost any form!
Stupid guff get out of the way!
You guffing guff.
Guff!
You just got guffed!
Stop being a guff. (As in acting like a guff)
You guffing guff.
Guff!
You just got guffed!
Stop being a guff. (As in acting like a guff)
by His Awesomeness Gefey February 12, 2010