guesstimate

a mix between guessing and estimating.

guess + estimate = guesstimate

its that simple.

me (looking at very confusing non-digital watch without any numbers): I guesstimate that it is about 3:06ish.

by isabelle.g.p33 September 11, 2011

guesstimate

The way stupid people say "estimate". They either think they're being cute or clever, or else that it's an actual word. Since it's not any of these, science has yet to offer an explanation for people who consider use of this word acceptable.

My college trig teacher asked us to "guesstimate" values. I wanted to punch her in the mouth.

by mamamooa October 25, 2005

guesstimate

an aproximation; an annoying phrase likely originating from high school science teachers.

Don't know the answer? Make a guesstimate.

by vurp May 1, 2003

Guesstimate

To estimate. To aproximate the total or amount of a value or object.

Derives and is primarily used by persons with below average IQ in place of the actual word "estimate".

I guesstimate my intellegence to be that of a primate.

by Prof. Jonathan D. Kimball January 21, 2005

Guesstimaweightion

To eyeball or estimate ones bag of whatever it is your selling by weight

I got it but I ain't got scales just use your best guesstimaweightion

by DawnNichole#1* March 23, 2021

Guesstimate

A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.

Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation?

Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th-

Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by GotAFuckingUsername September 7, 2015

Guessimate

To guess on every problem and only get 10% wrong.

Prologue - The only Greek member of the computer science community strolls into the class 7 minutes after the exam started. His shirt is torn, hanging loosely from one shoulder. Throw-up covers his slacks, to the knee-high region. With blood-shot eyes he slumbers down into the chair next to me. Letting out a long provocative groan, he begins his exam. After leaving the exam, this was my conversation

Dude - "Richie, how did you do on that exam?"

Richie - "Bruh, I guessed on every question."

Dude - "But didn't you get only 10% wrong?"

Richie - "Ya bruh, I guessimated that exam."

FYI Richie is the Greek Student

by Comp Sci Stranger November 6, 2010