grolshd

a term used to explain something that is so utterly disgusting you just can't find a gross enough word to express how you feel. It is a word that is combined from Gross and Grolsch (the beer) because to be honest Grolsch is a really gross sounding name for a beer, or actually... ANY type of liquid substance. ew.

pronounce it as best as you fucking can.

Edwin: So what did you do today?

Kirstie: I ate sushi with some friends. :

Edwin: Sushi is so GROLSHD!!!!

second example:

Edwin: ima like codwaw yoms. wanna know why? cuz i think theyre grolshd!

Kirstie: nom nom nom. :(

by Kirstie :]] April 9, 2009

Grouchy-pouncy

A person who acts in a grouchy manner towards others, and pounces like a tiger when speaking to them.

Kelsey is a grouchy-pouncy, always in a bad mood for no reason.

by KRKelsey August 31, 2009

grouchy weasel

When the girl's on top (reverse cowgirl) and you form your hand in the shape of a weasel's head and burrow it into her asshole saying, "Pop goes the Weasel!"

I snuck a grouchy weasel into Gretchen last night, and she moaned like a Wildebeest!

by _Smit July 31, 2011

Grouchy

1. Complainer: A habitually bad-tempered or complaining person.

2. Complaint: An instance of or cause for complaining.

3. Bad mood: A mood characterized by complaining or sulking.

Grouchy people are annoying.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

Oscar the Grouch

v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act

(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."

by Primal Poopy Butt May 5, 2011

Oscar the Grouch poor

Poor as fuck; dirt poor; so poor that one lives in a garbage can.

That family isn't Oscar the Grouch poor, but they can't afford a house like that.

by Leonidas Poporigopoulos March 30, 2008

Fuckin Groucho

a toy version of the belated Groucho Marx that has been transformed to fit on any of the following objects for some hilarious "make your bros laugh" or a simple and guaranteed "Get-laid-quick" affect on girls the world-around.

1. Glass Pipe
2. Hookah Pipe
3. Cigar

Murray: Hey, wtf's that on your Pipe?
Jamie: Lol, that's my Fuckin Groucho by PipePalz.com
Murray: What? how the fuck'd you get this thing?
Jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they're kids and wives are usin' em. Not to mention every f'n school kid who's newly discoverin this sweet-SWEET cheeba! It was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! Man Stfu and pass that dime!
Brian: Yarrrrrg! Aye Aye Captain!!

by Alex Trebec III. November 15, 2011